Money back for mustaches!!!

The “Million Mustache March” is coming to Washington, DC on April 1st.

The goal: To convince lawmakers to create government incentives to grow facial hair.

The American Mustache Institute (AMI) wants the government to pass the "Stimulus To Allow Critical Hair Expenses," or STACHE Act, which would "provide a $250 annual tax deduction for expenditures on mustache grooming supplies."

According to AMI research, mustached Americans earn 4.3% more money than "clean-shaven Americans" on average per year. So providing incentives for mustache growth would boost the economy.