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I'm not sure what this is...I think it's some kind of fruit?!?  It's been on Charli's desk for at least 3 weeks.  I would open it, but I'm afraid I may die if I release the fumes that are in there! 

So, I was trying to multitask the other day...I know men can't multitask!!!  It's true, seriously.  I was on facebook and also chatting with my wife on our gmail chat.  We were playing with the emoticons.  I typed <333 to see if it would make a heart...I know, cheesy right?  But anyway it didn't.  As a matter of fact, it didn't show anything...so I thought. 

A couple of days later I get this facebook message form a listener saying thanks for the hearts?!?  Apparently, the <333 that I thought was going to my wife, actually posted to a listeners fb page.  Now, she thinks I'm some creepy old guy flirting with her on facebook.  Talk about embarrassing!!!!  She was kind enough to delete my comment after I assured her it was a mistake and that I'm not a creepy old guy!  I'm just glad I wasn't talking dirty to my wife.  How embarrassing would that have been???

On the way to my car today, I was eating a beef stick from the gas station.  Knowing that I some water in my car, I didn't think twice about getting the super spicy one.  Good planning genius...

Here's the kicker...there was some water at the bottom of the bottle, but as you can see the ice was frozen all the way into the cap.  CRAP!!! 

Question:  Almost 80% of the people who contribute to this charity are under the age of 18.  Which charity?

Answer:  Locks of Love

LADY ANTEBELLUM SERENADES ELLEN ON HER BIRTHDAY. Yesterday, Lady Antebellum celebrated Ellen Degeneres’ birthday on her show with a special birthday song they created with the melody of rapper Iyaz song’ “Replay.” The lyrics described their first meeting with the birthday girl, her contribution to American Idol, and her unforgettable charm.

Question:  According to a new Gallup poll, what profession is ranked the most ethical and honest by Americans?

Answer:  Nurses

Question:  11%of women said they would never want their mothers to see this.  What is it? 

Answer:  The inside of the fridge!

Question:  If you are average, you will buy 12 of these in 2010 and spend about $117 on them.  What is it? 

Answer:  Bottles of wine

 Blake Shelton's latest "Take 6 Tuesday" countdown had the singer feeling a little "giddy." Last week, he revealed his favorite Twitter accounts to follow, and this time, he chose the top six people he's met in country music.

Listen closely to #7 at the end...it could potentially land the singer in a little hot water with girlfriend Miranda Lambert.

Question:  80% of people over the age of 100 have this in common...what?

Answer:  They are women.

Question:  We buy more of these on cloudy days than on sunny days...what?

Answer:  Lottery Tickets

Keith Urban dropped by The Ellen Degeneres Show yesterday. Apparently Keith had told her staff he didn’t have a current picture of his daughter, Sunday Rose, so Ellen got creative and asked him to draw a picture of her...